Wokedness

Not only do we have to fix our deformed bodies that weigh the wrong amounts and are in the wrong proportions or were born with the wrong parts or that wrongly show how long it's been since our births, or that smell wrong, have the wrong amounts of hair in the wrong places, or aren't uniformly colored or smooth or built well for some things but not the things some hooha says matters, now we got to open up our hip flexors, too? Why they gotta be open, anyway? Who says they're closed? Is there such a thing as hip flexors? Do animals in the wild need open hip flexors to perpetuate their species? Will our kids not be able to graduate from high school if their hip flexors are closed? What if some of us wanna use the time it would take to open our hip flexors to make noise on a harmonica, instead?

JCM